Flash: Coach, what it mean when you go to the bathroom and it stings?
Me: When what stings?
Flash: You know? Your joint... You know, coach. (pointing towards his member)
Me: I'm not a doctor. How am I supposed to know why it stings?
Flash: Figured I'd just ask you since you know a lot.
Me: Do you drink a lot of water?
Flash: I drink a lotta soda.
Me: It could be a kidney stone. Where does it sting? I hope you know I'm not touching anything.
Flash: (laughs) Nah man. I don't need you touchin nothin! lol. It stings right at the tip when I pee, especially.
Me: If you just get the stinger when you pee then you might have an STD.. do you have discharge? Are suds coming out of your ... joint?
Flash: You know what?
Me: What?
Flash: I think this chick burned me, Coach. I messed wit her last week and I ain't have any rubbers. That's a bad hit!
Me: Where'd you meet her?
Flash: She goes to school here. I figured college chicks are clean so it wouldn't be a big deal to go raw.
LMAO. It is so sad for him to justify his decision to go "raw" with the assumption that "college girls are clean". Not only was an STD a possible outcome, but what about pregnancy? Clearly, instant gratification over powered future consequences..
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