Thursday, December 8, 2011

Star 69

Some guy was getting a mean lap dance. I thought most women straddled their client frontwards, or bent over doggystyle to do their thing. This dancer, on the other hand, had her face in this guy's crotch while he held the bottom half of her body in his face. I couldn't believe how well she could twerk her body in that position.

At that point, I was on my way out of the joint. Cheeks had just left, and Candy didn't come in to work. The stripper (Raven) who had kept me company earlier in the evening left me for some other dude. Sitting with me wasn't paying the bills so Raven had to make a business decision. I didn't blame her. The most I offered her was a beer. That's cool at a bar, but that doesn't buy a man company at a strip club.

I was curious to rap with Star 69, so I stuck around for a little bit. Much to my delight, it didn't take long for her to purge her client's wallet. I intentionally sat by the lap dancing area so that she'd walk right by me, and she did.

Me: Nice job up there.
Star 69: Thanks. You tryin to dance?
Me: Let's talk for a bit. I wanna get to know you.
Star 69: Get to know me? This is a strip club. Haha.
Me: I just like to know a little bit about who I'm dancing with. That's all.
Star 69: Oh I got you. That's your thing? Getting to know your stripper? You men crack me up. Haha.
Me: Why's that? It has to be real to me. Just getting a dance doesn't do it for me.
Star 69: Okay. I'll play along.
Me: So, for $20 you'll flip upside down for me?
Star: Maybe. It depends on how much you're spending.
Me: What do you mean?
Star: I'm flipped upside down around the 8th song. I figure at that point I have to make it more interesting, you know?
Me: So that guy spent $180 for lap dances?
Star 69: Way more than that. He should've just gone to VIP with me for $300. I get real freaky back there. He didn't really get to touch me here. This is out in the open.
Me: Oh okay. What's the freakiest thing you do back there?
Star 69: Well, I do a lot depending on the guy, but I had a really weird experience back there once.
Me: What happened?
Star 69: This guy paid me $100 just to rub my bare feet for three songs. I didn't touch him or nothing!! Hahahahaha

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