Asian Honey

Alcohol is my truth serum. On a drunken night I once pissed my ex-girlfriend off when I told her about my desire to be with at least one Southeast Asian woman before getting married. We weren't engaged or anything. It just wasn't the right thing to say. I tried to quell the fire by telling her that finding one locally who's into black guys would be nearly impossible, but that didn't help matters much.

My thing for Southeast Asian women started when I was 9 years old. I was at my friend's place playing video games with him when his much older brother busted in and took over the tv set. He popped in a tape. At the time, I didn't really grasp what was on the screen. All I recall was a really pretty Asian woman caressing some black dude's genitals. I watched what must have been at least an hour of hot Asian women doing stuff that I couldn't understand, but I comprehended that they were all gorgeous and flexible...

Shortly after my relationship ended with the ex, I had my mind set on finding Ms. Asia. At the time, I was a MySpace junkie. I tried to find my Asian honey through that site, but nothing worthwhile came out of it. In the meantime, I kept having these random encounters with older women--but none of them were from Vietnam, Cambodia, Thailand, or Laos. It was very frustrating.

One night at my favorite bar, I was pleasantly surprised when an Asian beauty took a seat next to me. She seemed to be intoxicated. After a couple of anxious minutes plotting my entry, I went for the gusto.

Me: Can I buy you a drink?
Asia: Sure.
Me: What are you drinking?
Asia: I do shots.
Me: Damn. Really? I'm already kind of tipsy. I can't do a shot.
Asia: We can do weak one if you want.
Me: I don't do weak shots! I'm a man's man. You do Patron?
Asia: Hell yeh!

(Pound the shots)

Me: So, where you from?
Asia: Guess.
Me: Thailand?
Asia: Wow. How you know? That pretty good. I'm half Cambodian too.
Me: You're very pretty.
Asia: Thank you. You cute too.
Me: (smiling...) Thanks. So, you're into black guys?
Asia: I only date black guy.
Me: You're just saying that so you can get another shot.
Asia: No. Really. You cute.
Me: We should take a trip together. Haha.
Asia: Oh yeh. Where?
Me: Thailand! You ever been? I wanna go there.
Asia: Yeh, but it nothing special. Trust me.
Me: Why do you say that?
Asia: Last time I was there a 7 year old girl ask my boyfriend if he want "sucky sucky." Just like that. She don't even know him. You see that stuff all the time.