Bang My Wife

Some guy wanted me to do his wife. I had never been propositioned in that way before, nor had I ever heard of such a thing. It all started with a night of dancing that heated up quickly (re: Hollywood Swingin'). Within a half hour, this stranger was communicating to me through his wife's cell phone that he "wanted to watch me pound her."

My father never pimped my mom, so I kind of figured all married couples rolled like they did. Actually, my parents weren't very affectionate towards each other. They were very old school. Growing up, I saw them kiss once. They were never hugged up either. Sometimes I considered myself lucky to even be alive given the lack of passion between them. By American standards, their relationship would have been considered unhealthy. Then again, I watched my mom wipe my dad's backside and clean his vomit on a regular basis during the last three years of his life...

JM was a proud Cougar, and I was an eager Cub. Usually when I start dancing with a woman, there's a little one-two step that goes on with some distance. Gradually, I close the gap. On that night, JM and I were like magnets from the jump. Her intensity was evident. I tried not to get too caught up in it because there were over 200 people in the joint who would've had a front row seat to our hump session. With the way people snap photos of strangers (then post them on facebook) doing crazy things, I was very cautious about my actions.

JM showed me her phone. I could see the message from her husband. It was unbelievable. This guy was giving me carte blanche to get busy with his wife, and he didn't even know me. She started whispering softly in my ear. Our bodies were still close at this point. The contours of her body felt so good. I found myself in a quandary.

JM: Come on. It'll be fun.
Me: That's kind of weird to me. How would this work?
JM: Like it would with any situation?
Me: Are we talking camera? Would this be filmed?
JM: No. I'm not crazy.
Me: So, then how would he watch us?
JM: He'd sit there.
Me: What?!? In the room?!? Why am I even talking about this?! No. I don't roll like that. Sorry.
JM: Come on. I'll make it worth your while. You can already tell it would be great! I can feel what you're all about. I bet I can get it all in my mouth.
Me: Wow! haha. Good one. I appreciate the compliment, but really.. I'm all set. Am I a first or something?
JM: My hubby and I are adventurous!
Me: Which means?
JM: We like to explore. That's all. We keep the marriage interesting this way.

While we were talking I noticed a couple of people watching us. They looked perturbed, so I asked if she knew the pair.

Me: Who are those people over there watching us? That guy has been staring this way for a lil bit.
JM: Oh. Those are my friends. We came together. They think I'm just drunk. They don't know why I'm really here tonight.