Sperm Bank

My dating past includes a handful of very random older women. I was never into older women per se. For some odd reason, I kept finding them on the club scene. The first of my very few Cougar episodes occurred at a nightclub when I met a 42 year old married woman whose husband wanted me to have a romp with her. Shortly thereafter, I met another woman (Redbone) during alumni weekend at my alma mater.

Redbone and I met during a networking session on campus. She was a short (about 5'2), light skinned, African American woman who had a pretty face and a really nice body. I had my eye on her the entire session not realizing that she was fourteen years older than me. To be honest, I was thrown off by her attire. The faded light blue jeans she wore fit just right, and the tight white tee-shirt she had on made her breasts look real plump. She didn't look to be a day over 25.

Later on in the evening, we connected at the alumni dance. I stepped to her immediately to introduce myself. Our conversation quickly became a one-two step. I knew things would get interesting once we started dancing because her friend left the area immediately. It was just the two of us.

After a couple of songs, I could tell by the look in her eyes what she was thinking. When the party was over, Redbone gave me her number. She urged me to call her soon, and I did.

(Phone call)

Redbone: I really had a good time the other night. We should get together. You can come to my place.
Me: That's cool with me. Hold up. Are you married or anything?
Redbone: I got divorced recently. I'm a single mother. Is that a problem?
Me: No. Why would it be?
Redbone: Just asking. Some guys are scared off by my kid.
Me: (Thinking, what does your kid have to do with any of this?) Nope. Not an issue for me.


(About an hour into phone call)


Redbone: Can I just say that you're really an amazing person.
Me: Thanks.
Redbone: I mean that. You're funny. Intelligent. Handsome. Why aren't you in a relationship?
Me: I like being single. No need to rush.
Redbone: I see. Do you have kids?
Me: Nope.
Redbone: Do you want any???
Me: Of course.
Redbone: I want to have another one. My clock is ticking.
Me: (awkward pause) Oh... Uh. I see...
Redbone: I'm a really straightforward person. Please don't be offended by this question, but I have to ask you something.
Me: Go ahead.
Redbone: Would you sell me your semen for $7000?