Two days after school had started (on a Thursday) Flash and some of his teammates decided to go clubbing. Little did they know that their night of innocent fun would land them behind bars. To his credit, Flash decided to play the honest card and tell me what happened before I could find out through another channel.
Flash: (knock knock)
Me: Hey man! Have a seat. How are things going out here? You like your spot?
Flash: (hesitates) Things is aiight.
Me: Aiight? Just okay? College isn't fun so far?
Flash: Yeh. It's straight... Coach, if I told you something you won't tweak??
Me: (heart sinks) umm.. it depends on what it is you have to tell me?
Flash: Seriously, though. You wanna have a relationship that's based on honesty, right? Memba you said that to me in the car. You want us to be real wit each other. Memba?
Me: Of course. Okay. I'll try not to get upset. What happened???
Flash: ... well, last night.. uhh... a few of us spent the night in jail...
Me: WHAT?!!?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?! WHAT THE >>??
Flash: (puts his hands out) Hold up!! We got bailed out by homey's sista. You promised not to get upset. I'm tryna be real witchu.
Me: okay... (motioning to come out with it)
Flash: An undercover rolled up on us while we were drinkin outside the club. Don't worry. The car was parked.
Me: Huh?
Flash: Yeh. Last night we went to the club and tried to have some drinks right outside the club in the car before we went in..just a few swigs, you know. And then this dude rolled up on us and we got arrested.
Me: That doesn't make any f-in sense! You think it's okay to drink in a parked car?!?!
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