Mom is the Word

Young men are plagued by issues of identity. The following is a breakdown of my starting five on Opening Night from each of the past four years.  

Year 1
SuperFly: No
TooShort: No
CoolGuy: Yes
Vanilla: No
Duncan: No

Year 2
Tish: Yes (deceased @ 15)
Flash: No
Boxer: No
Bud: Yes (alcoholic)
Irishman: No

Year 3
Flash: No
Thuglife: No (deceased @ 4)
Suavemente: No (lives in FL)
Loco: No (lives in NY)
Crazy: Yes

Year 4
Fearless: No (lives in SC)
Thuglife: No
Oxford: Yes
Norwich: No
Nigga: Yes

The yes/no indication refers to whether or not those individuals had a relationship with their biological father.