Doedoe allegedly robbed her two blocks away from his apartment. The cops eventually found Doedoe at his home and arrested him. As soon as he made bail, Doedoe called to assure me that he was not the unmasked robber.
Doedoe: Coach, it wasn't me!
Me: Uhh... I was told the person looked just like you. I mean, you weren't wearing a mask.
Doedoe: I'm tellin you, Coach. It wasn't me! They got the wrong person.
Me: How is that? You weren't wearing a mask.
Doedoe: My boy did it!
Me: Oh. So you know something about this?
DoeDoe: Yeh! My boy robbed her. I know it was him. He needs to turn himself in!!!
Me: Then why were you picked out of the line-up??
DoeDoe: I don't know! He has corn rows too! Maybe that's why.
Me: Cmon man. Really?
DoeDoe: I wouldn't lie to you!!
He had to sit out the first five games of the season while the college looked into the situation. Eventually, I was told that he could play since our legal system operates on the basis of guilt before innocence... I mean, innocence before guilt.
His first game back was an adventure. I called to let him know a half hour before we departed for our away game that he was good to go. Doedoe told me he was right down the street and would be there in five minutes.
He showed up twenty five minutes later smelling like he had just smoked three blunts in an air tight room.
hmmm.... interesting
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